But then I was reading Boymeat's journal and he talked about going to Paddles and I was jealous of that. The only thing that could make this night better is if I could go to the play and then hop over to Paddles. My hand is itching to smack some ass and My eyes need to bore into the eyes of an adoring simpering submissive in pain.
But back to My day. I was JUST about to put the stuff on My hair to PAINT IT (Charles' words) when thankfully I realized the FUCKING water was off again. I mean WTF. So I look out the wndow to see our next door neighbor dropping the hose the water company hooked up to give us temporary water, over our fence and walk back into the house. I mean.. WHAT A FUCKING BASTARD!
I called the fucking water department and threated to murder them if they didnt get out here right away and if I missed my play or went looking like an old hag I would do it slowly and painfully and I know how to do that because I'm a sadistic Dominatrix in real life. (not really but I did bitch loudly)
When the unsuspecting water man got here, I went outside in My pink plaid pajamas that I stuck on under My sexy filmy baby blue night shift with a grey sweatshirt hoodie and big fluffy scuffy houseshoes and BEGGED the other neighbor to PLEASE share Her water with us. The Water Department guy was just standing there staring at Me in disbelief. I mean... fuck him.. I have a NIGHT ahead of Me.. but just in case your worried about the poor water guy... as soon as he got My water going I made sure he went away smiling.
It's time I got going... nails to polish, hair to dry .. I'm going to do the Tuxedo thing tonight. It's cold outside and the only way I know to stay warm and still be sexy...
kiss kiss
Ky
